1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Miss Alice

    Miss Alice Alice In Pornoland

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    "If you ever want to talk to a room full of drunk people, you can always talk to me." :D
     
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  2. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    Hips! They hang on to your throat! Anyway, I'm more a cheeseburger man myself.
     
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  3. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Ahhh Cheeseburgers - the health food from America that keeps them all looking like twigs over there !:mrgreen:
     
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  4. x0Bella0x

    x0Bella0x Nerds can be hot too

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    i need to buy a gun. or get the willpower to stop checking my emails.
     
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  5. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    You DON'T need a gun Bella - just turn your computer off, don't shoot it!!
     
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  6. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Silverballs

    Silverballs Silver Tongued

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    Did I turn the oven off? I know I stood next to it, but did I turn it off? I could go check....Nah, it'll be fine.
     
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  8. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    *not_secure_link*newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/so-not-funny.jpg
     
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  9. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    So why is glass see through and sand isn't?:confused:
     
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  10. lollylover

    lollylover Porn Star Suspended!

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    My back aches, my head aches and my ass aches: is this a classic case of XNXXitis?
     
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  11. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    No, that's because you were ass-fucked, doggy style, in a toilet cubicle that was too small!

    At least, that's usually why...................I'll stop now.
     
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  12. Fluffy McNoo

    Fluffy McNoo Porn Star

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    It's probably better you do stop now... you'll never get out of there otherwise, being that hard and the cubicle being so small and...

    *pawses*

    ...oh wait... you didn't mean, "I'll stop now"... you meant I'll stop now...

    ...*looks at the floor, shuffling his paws*

    I did it again, didn't I..?

    I knew that... I did... I knew that.

    *shuffles backwards towards door*

    Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo. ;)
     
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  13. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  14. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Is it true that mathematicians have worked out the problem of constipation with a pencil?
     
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  15. porter

    porter Basstard

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    I heard it was with a plunger and 50 pounds of caustic soda.
     
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  16. Kool_Madness

    Kool_Madness Porn Star

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    I think that there are too many assholes that suck up to dickhead in this world.
     
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  17. porter

    porter Basstard

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    *not_secure_link*a6.vox.com/6a00c2252999c6f21900e398cc95fe0005-500pi
     
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  18. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  19. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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  20. Miss Alice

    Miss Alice Alice In Pornoland

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    I just threw up in my mouth. :cry:
     
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