
20 Hilarious jokes that’ll have you laughing all the way to hell
[God creating bees]
Put a needle on its butt.
“Come on God, wha—“
Make its puke delicious.
“WTF.”

Nothing beats a little religious humour, as long as your conscience is ok with it… right?
Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 5, 2015
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[Jesus at Last Supper]
*breaks bread* This is my body
*pours wine* This is my blood
*opens jar of mayo*
Judas: I'm gonna stop u right there— huntigula (@huntigula) January 5, 2015
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https://twitter.com/themiltron/status/585656921962721281
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Jesus must've hated that his birthday fell so close to christmas
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 23, 2015
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*knock on door*
“Sir have you found Jesus?”
Uh, no. Goodbye.
*shuts door*
*Jesus steps out from behind door with gun*
Good answer— Dr. Bucky Isotope, Olympic Platinum medalist (@BuckyIsotope) September 10, 2015
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[God creating a turkey]
God: Make it like a shitty brown peacock…
Animal technician: Anything else?
God: Hang a nut-sack on it's face lol— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) June 1, 2015
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https://twitter.com/elleohhell/status/461880414441709568
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