During an unusual lull in the news cycle, Chris Chameleon spun an apparently elaborate ruse involving Bles Bridges and red roses. Well, no roses.

Deep Fried Man and Willem Petzer (who?) squared off this week without actually speaking to each other at all.

Francois van Coke’s cover of Baby Tjoklits has raised the ire of die-hard fokof fans. We caught up with him to find out WTF.